Orthotics are great and all, but have you ever thought about what it’d be like if they were…edible?

Hi, I’m respected entrepreneur Mun Ching, and I’m here today to share an idea that’s going to rock your world if you’re a user of orthotics. Arch support insoles are a booming industry, and each year they help tens of millions of Melbourne residents to walk properly and run like champions. But have you ever looked at an orthotic and thought that it looks great for a snack? Probably not, but that’s what makes our product so amazingly cutting-edge: absolutely no one has thought of it, and neither has anyone expressed any need or want!! This is brand-new, hot-off-the-press and it could be yours. Using a special type of resin mixed with plant matter, we’ve already had massive success with our edible t-shirts (great for concerts!) and edible watches (they don’t even tell the time anyway!). Now we’re branching out into the footwear industry with single-use orthotics that can double as a quick snack on the way home.

Now, while we haven’t yet managed to talk to any actual podiatrists to verify and sell our product, we can confirm that we got some actual orthotics and basically just copied the design, in food form. Our experts are like 90% sure that qualified podiatrists will be recommending our product within the year, so don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity.

We can also produce arch supports in different sizes, so don’t worry if you’ve got children hungry for a piece of this amazing innovation. Our market research of Cheltenham podiatrists suggests that children’s orthotics are more popular than ever, by which we mean that we accidentally got off in Cheltenham and just thought we’d ask a few people. But they have podiatry there too!

Don’t go hungry…call today, and be part of a clothing revolution!